1. dick-of-saint-vick:


    I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

    I Have No Characters But 300 Years of Global Backstory: the sequel

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  2. dajo42:

    whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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  3. deathbedscene:

    having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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  6. mintprincen:




    things said in majority of movies:

    • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
    • "she’s not just some girl!"
    • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
    • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
    • "but I love him!!"

    -“You’re giving up your dream!”
      “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

    "I knew your father. He was a good man."

    *girl walks downstairs*

    Guy: Wow… you look… great.

    (via allonsy-sherlock)

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  7. jeveuxtarevanche:

    interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

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  8. emmugh:

    I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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  12. kixxinq:

    School sucks and I just want to watch Netflix in my pajamas

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  13. milgramexperiment:

    tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

    (via mindlesskids)

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  15. zanetehaiden:

    Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

    (via the-young-writer-gg)

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